it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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