he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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