YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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