Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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