awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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