Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
sex in a hospital.. check
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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