life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
