maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
my vag is so smooth its legendary
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
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