Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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