And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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