Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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