Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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