i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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