Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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