Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
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