it was like his penis was on wheels.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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