Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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