I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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