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(203): View more from Connecticut

she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already

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(740): View more from Ohio

His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.

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(443): View more from Maryland

We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.

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(818): View more from California

Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place

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(512): View more from Texas

I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?

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(847): View more from Illinois

You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"

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(208): View more from Idaho

I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.

(216): View more from Ohio

You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.

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