Plan B is the new Plan A
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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