i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
