he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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