do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
