2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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