the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
