I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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