remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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