Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
me + whiskey = a bad person
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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