i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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