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(651): View more from Minnesota

Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary

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(601): View more from Mississippi

Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time

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(651): View more from Minnesota

My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection

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(270): View more from Kentucky

It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."

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(206): View more from Washington

The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf

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