i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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