honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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