i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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