I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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