is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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