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(212): View more from New York

Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.

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(713): View more from Texas

38 yer olds are good kisserssss

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(607): View more from New York

Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner

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(904): View more from Florida

i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised

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(815): View more from Illinois

I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago

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(316): View more from Kansas

I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.

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(404): View more from Georgia

It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!

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(518): View more from New York

if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok

(1-518): View more from New York

totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr

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(303): View more from Colorado

shit... I double booked my fuck buddies

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