pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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