Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Randomize
