my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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