If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She announced her abortion via fbk
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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