Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
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