I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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