have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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