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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.

(1-405): View more from Oklahoma

which gay bar do you need a ride home from?

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(757): View more from Virginia

If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...

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(404): View more from Georgia

Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it

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(305): View more from Florida

Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.

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(303): View more from Colorado

there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood

(1-303): View more from Colorado

I'm pretty sure that's yours.

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(208): View more from Idaho

We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.

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