the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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