I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
