covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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