we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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