Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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