I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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