i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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