I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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