We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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