Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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