he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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