i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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