So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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